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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Sorry about the e-mails from "Tagged." It got hold of my contact list somehow, and sent e-mails to everyone.

We saw Loreena McKennitt last night. This is the fourth time I've seen her in concert. Inspiring.

...is the 24th anniversary of my knighting.

A long time ago when in school, I had a two week temp job as the Easter Bunny in the mall.

Totally in character, I hopped out to my throne. Kids were placed on my lap for photos. When the parents backed away, the kids would start asking for presents. "I want a Barbie." "I want a GI Joe." And on and on.

I replied, "Listen, kid. I'm the Easter Bunny. I do painted eggs. I do candy. I will gladly convey your request to my colleague, Santa Clause, but I'm the Easter Bunny. I do painted eggs. I do candy. Is dat all right wit youse?"

The wide eyed kids would nod, and slowly back away from the bunny.

I have a picture I will post when I have a moment.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/14/washington/14mistakes.html

from The New York Times
"Familiar Fallback for Officials: ‘Mistakes Were Made’'
By JOHN M. BRODER
Published: March 14, 2007

"The nonconfessions inspired William Schneider, a political guru here, to note a few years ago that Washington had contributed a new tense to the language. “This usage,” he said, “should be referred to as the past exonerative.”"

...instead of saying "thinking" and "feeling," now I say "cognition" and "affect."

...cannot be scandalized.

Even if they fire federal prosecutors for entirely political reasons and place political cronies in their places.

Even if one of their top officials who swore an oath to protect and defend the constitution is convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice.

Even if 8 Billion dollars is unaccounted for in a situation designed to be chaotic for the reason that in chaos it is easier to make 8 Billion dollars go missing.

Even if regulations designed to make polluting easier are called the "Clear Skies Initiative."

Even if constant calls for "supporting the troops" actually mean underfunding armor and supplies and even medical care for those troops.

Shame, shame, shame on those who are entirely shameless.

...was 96.30% for an A.
That feels really good.

...to fight alongside His Highness Dag and His Grace Brannos as a three man melee team at Winter War in Ealdormere. The event was a lot of fun in other ways too.

...my final assignment for my first course.

These are what I refer to as the six food groups of Valentine's Day.
A gift from each category is best for balance, not merely one gift from one category.

Not included on this list, but always an excellent idea, is a romantic dinner. This is not a substitute for these food groups, but should instead be thought of as a presentation venue, in the same way that the gift wrapping on a present adds to the present but is not a substitute for the gift itself.

Two to Smell:
1. Perfume
This must match the style and preference of the recipient, whether floral, citrus, spicy, earthy, or some mix. Find what her favorite is, and get more of same, or get accessory fragrance items, such as powder, bath oils, etc. A knowledgeable fragrance expert at a quality store is useful. ("I'm looking for a citrus fragrance with hints of spice. Can you recommend something?")
2. Flowers
These are best delivered the day before Valentine's Day, to her place of work. Flowers on ValDay may not arrive on time. The day before improves likelihood of successful delivery, and gives her coworkers more time to admire the flowers. You do not need to default to red roses. Pick something unique for her in her colors.

Two to Eat:
3. Champagne
This should be of good quality, of course.
4. Chocolate
These should be according to the taste of the recipient, but always of good quality, not a vending machine candy bar.

Two to Wear:
5. Jewelry
Again, what are her colors and what will go with her style.
6. Lingerie
This is where you get to give her what you would like to see her in, rather than what she might choose for herself. Everything else is about her preferences and style. Again, pick something of good quality, and know her sizes for everything. Write this info down where you can find it and refer to it.

Bonus #7
In the right circumstances, and with the right person, an additional bonus group includes toys. Use your imagination.

UltraArianna, Madame Director, the redhairedhottie, is home!

...MacBook Pro laptop. Ready for class to start tomorrow.
They published my entire application essay in the first issue of the program newletter. Mine was the only essay they published.

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